Day 9 - I'm pretty simple. Kinda.

Day 9
A photo of the item you last purchased.

   Well, technically, the last thing I bought was a No Fear from the gas station. There was no way I was going to make it through the night without it. I'm still amazed I'm awake. Anyways. Here's that.

   Ok, so I didn't take that picture. But that is technically the last thing I bought.  However, if you want to go for like, a major purchase or something, here it is.

   It's a Beating Heart Pillow. I'm terrible at explaining what it is, so here's what Thinkgeek says. (That's where I bought it from.)

   We're no stranger to stress here at the ThinkGeek office. We toil night and day tortuously sorting through shiny new toys and electronics while we down loads of caffeinated beverages and try to select only the choicest gadget fruits to satisfy your discerning palette. Yep... it's a tough job but we have these handy Stress Relief Pillows to help out. Clutch them to your chest and they vibrate with a special rhythmic heart beat to calm your nerves. We were skeptical at first, but found that they really do de-stress even the jaded amongst us.
   The amazing thing about My Beating Heart is that every time you turn it on, an entirely unique heartbeat rhythm is created. In fact, every rhythm itself gradually changes and subtly dances, algorithmically modeling the heartbeat in a deep meditative state. This isn't a pre-recorded rhythm and this isn't a "heartbeat sound." This is a physical heartbeat that realistically changes over time.
   Our hearts naturally begin to dance and sync with the hearts of other we hold or hug. This is a phenomenon we have observed for ages. Hugging the Beating Heart a few minutes allows the calm and dreamy beat to relax the body, ease the mind, and cajoles the spirit.

   I had actually bought this weeks ago, but Paypal fucked it up, so I bought it again this afternoon. I figure I could use it after a night like last night. One hour of sleep. Actually, I've only got 3 hours of sleep in the past 24 hours. I'm exhausted. Hopefully falling asleep will be easier with that. It should be coming in a couple days. Well, off to my AP English. Night..